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Randy Albion:

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Id like to handle all stories. I feel it would be in your best interests to share your work with me, i have a great way of looking at peoples weaknesses and sorting them out.

Publications, if any:

I have had many stories published. i will but name a few for times sake. 'the curious erection of the zhnti' red star weekly magazine 'the nice boy and the horse' keelys own. 'red skin, black heart and blue toes.' the bottomless pit 'the magic keyring' Skull monthly

Anything else you think would interest other members:

i am 24, i live in manhattan, speak 4 languages, often grace open poets nights with my precense. Of the many jobs i have held down are, pizza boy, painter (whitewash) cleaner, professional romeo, mechanic. I have many relationships but am yet to settle down. I visit the gym regulary, and when im not working on my writting i am working on my body. I have many life goals, the first is to be a millionaire by the time i am 30. which is not impossible, i am currently in the process of selling a book, then i will trade the money on the stock exchange. I am quite adapt at that. i would work on wall street but i hate the bull shit. I have had a few tv roles, mainly in commercials. the money was good, but it was so boring. my life coach says i should go into modeling, but i dont think life should work that way. Just because i am very attractive, it doesn't mean i should be better off than everybody else. So it is lucky that i have a great brain to make up the balance. and as you can guess i am quite humble with it.

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